Jr.: “This is the hardest gum ever! I sure wonder how my brother chewed his in half?!” *mouth full of round candy*

Me: Are you sure it’s a gumball?!

Jr.: “It was orange and round.” *still mushing the ball around in his mouth*

Me: “What did the packet say?”

Jr: “It didn’t say anything it was just clear.”

Me: “Honey that’s a jaw breaker!!”

Jr: *pops the jaw breaker out of his mouth and holds it up*

Jr:….huh no wonder its like the hardest gum ever. Good thing I didn’t break my teeth!

Me: ….

Moral:

Beware Halloween Candy.