Harley is a chewing machine. He’s already chewed through four knotted string toys, two knotted balls, four tennis balls…..and well you get the idea. Last week I picked up a new think rubber toy for $10 – he chewed through it in less than a week later. I’ve been picking up small bits of green toy all week. Thankfully he’s not actually eating it! Just shredding it into tiny pieces for me to pick up!

Today I went to the store and picked up yet another rubber toy which is hopefully completely solid. Perhaps this one will last longer. I marvel sometimes at Coco over at Dooce.com. (I also marvel at Chuck but mostly at the training Wow. Awesome.) But back to the toys – Coco’s squirrel toy, which was picture a long time back, is apparently still intact since it appeared recently in one of the photos. I find this very interesting. Harley would have disemboweled it on the second day. Kind of like he did to the couch when he had a people free moment.

My dear hubby jokingly suggested the tire off the van. I suggested we could give him the chew bone (as in real bone hard and heavy) back but honestly my toes are still stinging from when he dropped it down the stairs onto my foot. He’s a bit of a menace hauling it around and dropping it on people’s feet. I’ll probably give it back after he’s finished chewing the crap out of the green one he’s got at the moment. It will buy us a few days (till he drops it on me again) to find something alternative.

So we’re looking for practically indistructible dog toys. Any ideas?